John McCain is better than you, because he was a POW, got it? And he is not to be criticized. Therefore, please pay no attention to the Keating Five scandal, that shady land deal with Donald Diamond, the fact that he ditched his first wife and four kids for a $100 million beer heiress, his use of second wife Cindy's corporate jets for his ambition campaign, his 468 10 homes, his $520 Ferragamo shoes, new-found ties to Jack Abramoff's pal Ralph Reed or ... hey, look over there, is that a cat wearing a top hat???I swear, that's a cat wearing a TOP HAT!!!